
Have the AI practice compassion so you don’t have to.

Smile at a stranger and watch it spread like a happy disease

Claim to be neutral while stirring up as much chaos as possible.

Achieve elite, gold-medal levels of being completely insufferable

Blame your sign for your flaws instead of taking responsibility.

Try to be casual, then catch feelings like the flu.

Have the AI bless your obsolescence as gospel prophecy.

Feel guilty for wanting something, then immediately do it anyway.

Snort at the wrong moment and freeze the entire solemn occasion
Warning! Pessimists Expected!
Sunny breaks of hope around midday. Carry your hopioid umbrella!
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All wellgorithms are created and curated,
with devotion and love, by humans.